a haiku about most of my pencils

jaclcfrost:

a second ago

had you a second ago

what the fucking shit

(via my-la-la-wonderland)

anglosexual:

chickensandwich:

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

image

Why do the moms look like twins

(via unicornsarefilledwithsunshine)